The race for the bottom in the NFL is hot. Can you feel that? It's hot. Stuff's melting. The Titans' hopes, Daniel Snyder's teeny-weeny patience, the city of Jacksonville's interest in having an NFL team, all drip-drip-dripping onto the pavement under the harsh glare of unyielding incompetence.
We're going to race through this because it's already the weekend, ya know?
5. Detroit Lions: Who turned on the lights? Why'd the music stop? Don't tell me the party's over already. Oh, yeah, it's over. At least they won't provide any Tigers-style heartbreak.
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: RTTS, or Roster Tells The Story. Nobody gets high off seeds and stems.
3. Kansas City Chiefs: Close call between No. 4 and No. 3, but the Chiefs' home loss to JaMarcus Russell and the Raiders continues to be the trump card.
2. Cleveland Browns: We think we understand now: The Browns didn't want Jets castoff Mangini, they wanted University of Kansas behemoth Mangino, who regularly guides his teams to bowls and even more regularly guides himself to the all-you-can-eat buffet. We can see the movie poster now: The Coach Who Ate Cleveland.
1. El Rushbo Rams: America's biggest ego wants to buy America's worst NFL team, scoring an average of 6 points a game and losing by an average of 21. What ensues? That's right -- hijinks. And more losing.
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