Rod Blagojevich impeached? Get outta here. Seriously, we were getting used to the seeing the guy's face. Dude's made the rounds recently. He probably would have been shaking it on TRL if they hadn't canceled it.
But once you're too corrupt for even Illinois, it's probably time to bid your political career farewell. Time for Blago's second act, and I can see his chances for success better than his chances for failure, in order, as:
1. NBA sideline reporter
2. "Meet the Press" host (that David Gregory guy has some hair too, but nobody messes with Blago)
3. Britney Spears' husband.
Don't scoff at a comeback. Think about it.
-- Tampa Bay Rays in the World Series.
-- First black president (and if he'd lost, first woman president, or maybe first hot-librarian vice president -- history-making, no matter how it turned out).
-- Utah in the BCS title game. OK, so that one didn't happen, but it should have.
-- Arizona frickin' Cardinals in the Super Bowl.
It's just not a year to bet against the dogs, or Blago.
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