Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Tournament to-do lists

Tom Izzo
To do: In five days, figure out a way to stop one of Kansas' only two players capable of scoring.
Degree of difficulty: Easy

Arizona
To do: Keep playing like the team everyone thought you might be instead of the team you were most of the season. Better yet, find a way to distract Louisville, maybe wave a shiny object in their faces or put the pep band flute players in bikini tops.
Degree of difficulty: Difficult.

Missouri
To do: Scrap the pressure and come up with Plan B, because pressing Memphis is going to work about like hitting a water balloon with a hammer: They'll be going everywhere at once, and you'll look stupid.
Degree of difficulty: Impossible.

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