Jailhouse Honeys

We all do wrong (or are accused of it), even the loveliest among us. And that's how we get Jailhouse Honeys. Today's contestants, taken from online arrest records from around our fair country. No names or locations, just mugshots, vitals and bonus shots:

Age: 19
H/W: 5-7, 130
Charge: Misdemeanor -- Selling wine/liquor/beer/mixed beverage to someone under 21
Prior charges: None




Not quite in the league of hot teachers who take up with their junior high students, but there's a lot for an underage male to like here -- cute, and she'll sell you a Jagermeister shot.

Non-jail shots: OK, correction: Definitely in the league with the hot teachers. We love the beach.













Age: 29
H/W: 5-10, 125
Charge: Misdemeanor larceny
Prior charges: Speeding; reckless driving

You just don't get enough pigtails down at lockup. Or are those braids? We never can keep them straight.












Age: 27
H/W: 5-6, 115
Charges: Multiple traffic charges
Previous charges: More traffic charges, marijuana possession, felony fugitive extradition/other state.

Six mugshots online, and they get progressively more attractive. Lifestyle change? Better photog at the lockup?

Non-jail shots: Forgot to pack any clothes for the cabin.




















Age: 44
H/W: 5-9, 150
Charge: Misdemeanor solicitation -- crime against nature
Previous charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, maintaining place for prostitution, misdemeanor possession of stolen goods.

Ahoy, matey -- d'ya get poked in the eye?