America's plummeting standards: Topless edition

OK, so a Girls Gone Wild party, whatever that is, gets a little out of hand. Breasts are bared, punches are thrown, and before you know it you have a decent little story for the local section of the newspaper. And who are we to judge? Times are tough, and sometimes a little breast-baring, punch-throwing, uh-oh-it's-the-cops kind of fun is just what everybody needs to blow off a little steam. Except the cops, maybe.

But even in this little snapshot of Americana, there are signs that we as a nation are slipping. Because our "girls" that went a little too wild for the local decency standards clock in at

18 -- girlish












32 -- nice try, but pushing it












41 -- OK, pretty girlish for 41, but c'mon












49 -- you gotta be kidding













Let the next mugshot be that of that guy that promoted this as "Girls" gone wild, charged with creating advertising even more fake than some of those breasts that were being bared.