The original headline said it all. Man killed girlfriend in fight over beer and tried to have sex with her corpse, Fort Lauderdale police say (our friends at the Orlando Sentinel took down their story, so we're linking to another version which killed the beer but kept the attempted necro angle).
But read down a little further and you'll find, as Paul Harvey liked to say, the rest of the story. Yes, Paul Harvey's dead too, and stay away from his corpse.
"Conde told police he and Trueblood were drinking together outdoors when she told him he couldn't have more beer. He told police he got upset and beat her up, saying she was on her back defenseless as he punched her several times in the face until he knew she was dead."
then
"Conde took off her pants and unsuccessfully tried to have sex with her, the arrest report said he told police."
Unsuccessfully? Uh, dude, it sounds like you may have had a little too much. She was right to cut you off.
then
"He then covered her up and lay next to her."
OK, bonus points for snuggling.
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