Saturday, July 25, 2009

The biggest waste of time in sports

*2008 presidential election preseason All-America (Democrat): Hillary Clinton
*2008 presidential election preseason All-America (Republican): Rudy Giuliani

This message is brought to you by People Who Think Preseason Polls and All-Star Teams Are a Ridiculous Waste of Time, and we approved this message.

Don't look at the preseason all-conference team. Don't look at the preseason player of the year. For god's sake, don't look at the freshman of the year, selected from among people who haven't even set foot on the field during an actual college game yet.

Read something else. Do a crossword puzzle. Play with the kids. You're better than this, we know it.

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