Jailhouse Honeys

They're good but they're bad (allegedly). It's why we care. And we lead off with a semi-celeb.

Age: 27
H/W: 4-11, 120
Charges: DWI 1st offense, 6-10 over 25 mph speed limit, simple assault on an officer, interference with official acts.






This is Sara Ann Fazio. When she got hauled in on suspicion of drunken driving, she showed her displeasure by stripping naked, which prompted an officer to write in the arrest report, "About midway through the implied consent advisory, this officer experienced a first after nine years on the department." It was good enough to get her written up in the Des Moines Register. We hope they weren't keeping it too cold in the jail. She's teaching us a valuable lesson here, you know: When you get angry, get naked. The world would be a better place.

Now back to our regular, anonymous programming.

Age: 18
H/W: 5-3, 115
Charges: felony forgery, misdemeanor shoplifting, misdemeanor false report

Whatever you're trying to take, we'll give it to you.













Age: 24
H/W: 5-10, 130
Charge: DWI
Previous charges: None







In happier, non-3 a.m. times.