Forgive us, Mickey

We mocked the "Mickey Rourke look" last week, but we stand corrected. We watched as much of the Oscars as we could tolerate last night, and Mickey looked like a champ, much better than all the anemic dudes wearing long, skinny black ties. We'd post a picture, but we're painfully lazy. Plus, it's the Oscars -- was there any human there that they didn't shoot a picture of? We know you can find it yourself. (OK, we finally got around to it several weeks later -- we've been busy trying to wipe that awkward Sophia Loren-Meryl Streep moment out of our heads.)