Are you people still here?

Holy crap. We locked the door on this and walked away for a while, and then we open the door after an couple of months or more and you're still here. Like that light in the refrigerator. Don't you people have anything better to do?

We're truly sorry for not posting lately, and we're trying to figure out what it all mean. We started this little blog about a year ago, and we've drifted in and out since then (sort of like we do in real life). But now we feel like we're a little more out than in.

Blogging is like rolling drunks for pocket money: Sure, it's fun, but in the end it's a lot of exertion for very little if any gain. We started this as a quasi-anonymous enterprise so we could post links to animal sex stories that run in otherwise respectable family newspapers and throw up some Jailhouse Honeys once in a while without Mom finding out, but that may have run its course.

We're considering pulling the plug on this blog and setting up non-anonymous shop somewhere else. We could even steal some stuff from this blog and use it in the new place. Because you can steal from yourself, right? After all, if it were illegal, Jon Bon Jovi would be doing hard time.

So, bear with us. We may post some more here, and we may not. For our most loyal followers (both of you), we'll let you know where we end up. For the rest of you, good luck pondering the whole Romney vs. Huckabee vs. Palin thing. We know -- it's a head scratcher.