Thursday, May 7, 2009

Top five things overheard in a Michael Phelps-Carrie Prejean relationship

We're not saying there is one ... but if there were ...

5. "Matt Lauer is lying in the driveway, and he says he's not leaving until we agree to appear on the show together."
4. "Your mysteriously leaked picture is WAY more embarrassing than my mysteriously leaked picture."
3. "I'll wear the medals if you wear the tiara."
2. "I think the institution of marriage will survive one little threesome, now, won't it?"
1. "Don't think of it as an orgy. Think of it as a multi-team sex medley."

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